Bold choice.

You clicked the button that said you don’t care about growing your business. Respect. Here’s what that life looks like:

  • Napping through Q4.
  • Goals? We’ll vibe it out.
  • Revenue rollercoaster (no safety bar).
  • Strategy by gut feeling and moon phases.
  • KPIs? More like TBDs.
  • A/B test: A = nap, B = longer nap.
  • CRM = “Currently Random Messages.”
  • Content cadence: whenever.
Okay, fine—show me growth No thanks, I prefer chaos

P.S. We’ll be here when you change your mind.